is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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