You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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