Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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