His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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