Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize