the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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