My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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