How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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