How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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