i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
This baby is an asshole
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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