Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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