You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize