How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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