Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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