your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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