She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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