Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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