Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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