we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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