C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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