just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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