I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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