There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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