Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I wish there were birth control emojis
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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