Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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