I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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