S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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