I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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