There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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