what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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