Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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