Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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