I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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