I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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