is your mom at the bar?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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