Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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