Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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