College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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