GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
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