My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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