So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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