I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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