So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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