i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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