when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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