Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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