I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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