Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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