It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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