State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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