My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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