That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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