Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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