i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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