dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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