Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Shame - the story of my life.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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