Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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