is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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